Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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