That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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