i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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