we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
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