does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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