i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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