I wish I only lived at night.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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