If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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