Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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