just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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