so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I am mentally ready for anal.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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