This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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