who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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