Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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