I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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