also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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