the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
This is the high leading the old right now
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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