I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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