Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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