you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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