I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Holy shit dude........stairs
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