We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
