quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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