can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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