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Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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