Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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