Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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