Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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