You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Sext me about skeletons
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