so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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