Walk of Shame. In a state park.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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