Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I am available for nakedness
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize