break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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