things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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