Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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