I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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