I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You need Xanax blowdarts
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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