Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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