They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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