It's like God shit irony all over that family
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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