I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Randomize
