He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I forgot how hot balto sounded
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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