what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
