My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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