Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
You can't special order awesome
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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