Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I deserve this hangover.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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