im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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