if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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