yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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