why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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