I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
