I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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