When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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